A bit of what I’m getting at

Did you ever do something good as a child only to be told stuff like “you’ll get your reward in Heaven”? No thanks, especially if that dead old bag Sister Doo Dah is on reward duty; it will be slim pickings for the protestants that day; and I don’t believe in Heaven so how does work out in my favour?

Did you suffer from the blatant favouritism of teachers when it came to comparing work? I did a bloody good painting of Doctor Dolittle to be usurped by the girl whose dad owned a garage; trade versus art and trade won. Jesus was a carpenter after all.

Here is the finished Child Artist.

Good work and good luck young lady and in the words of the

sainted George Harrison:

‘Watch out now, take care 

Beware of greedy leaders

They take you where you should not go’